These are spammer-ad headlines that I’ve received from 10/14 to today. My comments are in italics below each one. Please know that I did NOT edit them in any way. I just copied-and-pasted them, as is.
Investment Massage from Dr.(Mrs)Rose Peter! (10/14/12)
If we weren’t both married, I’d be right over! My muscles are a little sore…
Are Ya Havin Fun Yet? We Are Bruce (10/14/12)
No, I am Bruce. You are Spammer.
Holloween/ Eden fantasys (10/14/12)
Not only a hollow holiday, but a computerized orange drink…
this 1 odd tip of a flatterbelly? (10/14/12)
I hope it’s for my horse, in the 3rd, at Preakness!
SALE! 1 MILLION USA HUMAN VISITORS ONLY $18.00!!! (10/15/12)
Well, if no Venusians are coming, I’m not buying!
GRAB 1 MILLION USA VISITORS ONLY $18.00!!!! (10/15/12)
If they MUST come, where should I grab them??
Average People With No Skills Are Making $1,OOOs Here… (10/16/12)
At least he’s honest … that’s 3 O’s, not 0’s (zeroes)
Do you want your Ads to be seeing.? (10/17/12)
I sure do! Gimme a minute to get the dog…
RESIEVE 200k LEADS A MONTH $200 INSTANT COMMISION (10/17/12)
I’m not sure my sieve is large enough to do it twice!
Finally making money online explaned! (10/18/12)
When you exit a plane, you ‘deplane’, not ‘explane’.
wining ad (10/19/12)
I hope it’s for Burgundy (my favorite!)
New Prelaunch – Turn 10bucks Into 520 Weekly! (10/19/12)
This one depends on where you put the decimal point…
Automated Succes Steam (10/22/12)
Does this mean a comeback for the engine and the car?
Wow! Great PAPs Really DO Exist! Hurry & Get Yours Today! (10/22/12)
Are we talking paps, like in the Bible? (Parental discretion advised!)
Shopping for ladies
This can be taken two ways!
(Received 10/28/12) Drop to Your High School Weight By October 15!
Now that would be a trick!
Have a Bootiful Sunday! (10/14/12)
This is for your SPECIAL URL, (10/14/12)
Got anything for my special Girl??
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There will likely be more-to-come. I haven’t seen a great intelligence improvement in the spamming community!